Sunday, February 20, 2011

Living worms inside your face

My brother showed me this video!!!!!!!
Euwwwwwwwww............
A lot of worms coming out from their faces!!! D:


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Saturday, February 19, 2011

I want this!




This is a white chow chow painted in black!
Looks like a real panda!!! 


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5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man


1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.


Question # 1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
- Baseball.
- Football.
- How fat you are.
- How much prettier she is than you.
- How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")



Question # 2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."Inappropriate responses include:
- I suppose so.
- Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
- That depends on what you mean by love.
- Does it matter?
- Who, me?



Question # 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are:
- Compared to what?
- I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
- A little extra weight looks good on you.
- I've seen fatter.
- Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.



Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me? 
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Incorrect responses include:
- Yes, but you have a better personality
- Not prettier, but definitely thinner
- Not as pretty as you, when you were her age
- Define 'pretty'
- Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.



Question #5: What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question. (The real answer, or course, is "Buy a Corvette.")
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
   She....Would you get married again? 
   He.....Definitely not! 
   She....Why not - don't you like being married? 
   He.....Of course I do. 
   She....Then why wouldn't you remarry? 
   He.....Okay, I'd get married again. 
   She....You would? (With a hurtful look on her face) 
   He.....Yes, I would. 
   She....Would you sleep with her in our bed? 
   He.....Where else would we sleep? 
   She....Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her? 
   He.....That would seem like the proper thing to do. 
   She....And would you let her use my golf clubs? 
   He.....She can't use them; she's left-handed.






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Sunday, February 13, 2011

I don't know they do this nowadays..

Have you guys ever seen people bling up or deco their cellphones?
Very pretty and cute right?
The normal stuff people would bling is items like phones and laptops..
Just like these..



And now they do it on calculators



 And ruler..... =.=

Not sure what's this..
Looks like a frame to me..
I like the pink stuff.. :)

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Saturday, February 12, 2011

Make up: Before and after!

Look so hot aaa! See, make up on eyes can make you look so different!
Apart from the wig that she's wearing.. :D

Kawaii aa! Also make up heavily on the eyes.. 
Nice ar, she used upper and lower falsies too.. ^^
Most importantly, the big 17mm contact lens! 

Look soooooooo different! @.@
Her face also looks oval after make up..
Super geng ah!  I love her eyes!

Who say simple make up can't make you beautiful?
Look at her make up, very light; Just nice!
I like what she did with her eyebrow, very soft colour, not too thin also! :D

No more lazy, puffy eye bags after make up!
Concealer on under eye is very important o when it comes to make up!
No lipstick o, i think just very pale colour or lipgloss only.. :D

I love her eyes!! Her brow! Her lips!
Very leng o this girl.. Her face really looks "plain" before make up.
Pinkish lips and cheeks suit fair skin girls.. I wish I was fair like her too.. :(

Whoah, sexy eyes!! 
Double eyelid tape and fake lashes really work like magic!!

Eyeliner + black eyeshadow around the rim of the eyes.. 
and light pink lip gloss.. ^^
Not to forget, the wig ah.. Really look different.. 
Maybe I need to get a bob wig too! LOL

Hmm, this girl looks familiar.. 
I think she's a contact lens model..
I'm selling contact lens, I think I've seen her modelling some contact lens.. :D
Looks very innocent o after make up! 
I'm sure guys out there will love to protect her! ^^

I have to say, the picture on the left looks very old!
After make up, she looks so young!!!! @.@
Again, emphasizing on the eyes~ 
I should learn this!! I look so old, 
and my 24th birthday is coming soon; in 3 days! 
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:

Curly wig ah!! Easy to spot it because..
 I have a curly wig myself! LOL
but I never got the chance to wear that wig, looks fake and scary on me.. LOL
Her make up is very simple, very clean looking.. :)
Just use big black contact lens & stick falsies, 
some eyeliner, pearl white eyeshadow stick, 
and nude pink lipstick..
Too much? It IS a lot of work! D:

Another cute look! I should try this look on my sister!
She's 15 this year.. HAHAHA

Falsies ah!! I need to buy more falsies..
But I've got nowhere to go with make up and falsies..

I think this one use lots of bb cream, whitening powder!
I like her light pink blush on the cheek!
Grey lens is so popular, I should wear one from now on.. LOL
Wahhhhhh, I really need to do this on my sister right now!!!
*Go grab my sister*

Very simple and natural make up look..
She's so fair! shud put some pink lipgloss to look prettier.. ^^

Eh, she looks like my friend.. 
But my friend is definitely prettier than the one on the left! LOL
After make up, I need to turn to my friend and say this to her:
"You need to zhap zhap a bit on your looks, now that girl is 10x prettier than you.." 
LOL, I'm just kidding! but her puffy eyes really reduced a lot already after make up! 

ME: Ah Lingggggggggg (my sis), comeeeeeee..
Jie jie help you make up!!!

Smooth skin wor! 
She'll look prettier with some highlight and contouring!

Wahhh, nowadays people are trying to look more than Vivi magazine models o!
I need to restock more eyeliner and black eyeshadow to look like this!!

This girl is sooooooo familiar also!!!! T.T
I have a friend that has the exact same eyes with her,
and after my friend puts on some (I mean MANY!) make up on her eyes,
She really looks different ooooo! Really look like japanese girl!

One word: Kawaiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!!!!!!! IS THIS HER!
ME: Mommmmmmmmmyyy! come!!!!!!
She looks soooo young after makeup, her face also looks smaller!!
She's the winner!!!!!!!!!

Wowowowowwwwww, I like her eyebrows!
Her lips also perfect, I want small lips.. T.T

Leng ahhhh! Sok ahhhh! LOL
Say, I have to admit..
All these girls make me want to learn make up!

Wow, very pro in make up o.. totally different skin texture!
How the hell you guys make that perfect eyebrows!!!!! 
I want to learn that!! D:

Wah, halus terus muka! LOL
Looks very pretty after make up!!!
17mm black lens ah!! 

This one not so clear o.. can't see properly!

Eh, I think I shared this before on her step-by-step make up.. :D

This girl is a model! :D
She modelled clothes de wor.. 
before makeup also pretty wor..

She look like my friend!!!
After make up also still look like my friend!!!
Is this her? LOL

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